officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

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bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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gracelesscastiels:

today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7

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and he added that he would never judge anybody on their believes or way of living because only God can judge the people

this guy man

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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tommypickles:

the only acceptable haircut

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virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

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refreshes:

prayforprada:

this cannot be real

fucking texas girls smh

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